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Photo: Instagram If you haven't heard of Tinder, then congratulations: You are probably in a loving, monogamous relationship. And the best part about Tinder is you can people-watch without even putting a bra on. For every guy with a nice smile holding a shelter puppy is a dude in a fedora popping bottles at the local T. The "Only Here For Sex" Dude will make things pretttttty clear in his bio, usually by telling you what he's only there for.
You tend to enjoy these games and have fun all night long while chatting with your partner.
I've crunched the numbers (numbers = smoked almonds), and come up with this informative Tinder guide for you ladies wading into the digital dating poo.
But after using the app for so long, I've also noticed certain patterns in the way men present themselves via their Tinder profiles.
Text an incomplete sentence to your date and ask him/her to complete it.
Ask “if you are alone with me, you would ___________”.